On the Safe Side

A contraceptive wedding gown is a surprising answer to a crisis, but its message is unmistakable. It also makes for a humorous town monument. What better way to teach your guests about premarital encounters and contraception than by wearing this dress? Many, to be sure.

However, it’s not nearly as entertaining or distinctive as this one! We’re not sure how this qualifies as acceptable, comfortable, or fashionable. However, we credit the courageous few who believed it was a good idea to design such a dress in the first place. Any blushing bride wearing this gown would undoubtedly make a lasting impact.