It’s no Snowman

Do you want to build a snowman? What about a bride made of snow? It appears that they have freshly wrapped the bride into three white snowballs with white flowers on top. Let’s hope the wedding isn’t just a massive snow job to deceive everyone into thinking they’re married.

We have a lot of questions here. Where are her arms? Is she going to have to be rolled down the aisle? The groom is even dressed in white boots as if he is ready for any weather. Could he just spend his investment money on a little more than the slightly unzipped white jumpsuit?