Half a Pint

You might think you’ve heard every joke that starts with “So X walks into a bar,” but we’re pretty sure you haven’t. Now, this man’s real-life “bar-joke” scenario may refresh your dad’s joke repertoire and win the right spot as the resident comic.

This guy entered the bar and ordered a half-pint of beer, nothing unusual. Not until the bartender took it way too far. The result: From the front, it appears to be a whole pint, but from the side, it’s only half a glass. If they do get a side view, they’ll probably be more interested in talking to you about your strange glasses than passing judgment on your tolerance. It makes us wonder: Do they charge half on his credit card too?